I believe you. After everything we’ve been through, I believe you.


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

dicapriuccino asked: vampire weekend or arсtic monkeys

For people like us the journey itself…is home.


put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

Well, that wasn’t very subtle.

We have a new queen.