I believe you. After everything we’ve been through, I believe you.
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it
it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming